Gravity has done its job on those 85 year old breasts. All on their own they lay dormant on her belly. Swing low sweet chariot. Used to Be Mother's bras were ineffective at hoisting those hooters. The elastic and underwire had disappeared long ago, but Used to Be loves to brag that her bras are over 20 years old and still good. I didn't succeed in changing her opinion but my sister reported that the washing machine ate her bra like it does with the socks. My sister tried to convince her that an elastic camisole would be more comfortable. Used to Be protested. She wasnt going out in public not wearing a bra. What would people think?
After some trial and error for sizing, the replacement is now doing its job.
The 20 year count down has begun.
1 comment:
It's true. No woman should go out without a bra, even if it's twenty years old. (Even if SHE'S twenty years old).
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