B has many accomplishments and has enough letters after his name to prove it. I've already extolled his many virtues
here but one thing he is not is an
informed savvy shopper.
I submit Evidence Article No 1: Look at this thing: who wears this? And where?
But in the mouth of two or three witnesses tradition, I present Article No 2:
This was long enough to be a very titillating dress and with that zipper it had potential to be REALLY titillating if navel gazing is your thing.
When the kids asked him what possessed him to make these purchases, he sheepishly said: I thought she would like the colour."
And so the Christmas return tradition remains intact. And more fodder for hysterical family gatherings.
3 comments:
It's good to keep traditions alive!!
Hi Bonster - Sometimes after the Christmas 'rush' I start to feel a little deflated or down - and these pictures (thanks to B) will help to lift my spirits! So THANK YOU to B for buying these because he thought anyone would like the color, but secondly to YOU for the notes posted on each to identify their 'intensity' shall I say! When asked at the store for the 'reason for making this return' - I would LOVE to hear your answer!! (I'm Ugly. I'm Uglier"!!) Hilarious, Bonster... Hilarious!
It takes great courage to keep buying you sweaters when he gets this kind of feedback. He must be a saint.
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