Transatlantic Conversation

Given that Used to Be Mother wakes before 5 am I was able to reach here despite 8 hour difference here in France. The conversation went something like this: Me: Hi Mom, how are you? UTBM: Terrible. Where are you? Me: Paris. Remember? UTBM: Who do you know there? Me: Nobody. UTBM: Why would you want to go somewhere you don't know any one? Me: Well there is so much to see. Museums, beautiful buildings, churches, and interesting gardens. UTBM: I have to go get my toenails cut. They are really long. See you.